AMANDUHLOSER;

thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

• Taiwan and China exchange direct messages for first time in 60 years.

• North Korea’s first ever fast-food restaurant serves hamburger knock-off.

• Michael Jackson: Singer, dancer… Nobel Peace Prize laureate???

• Sacha Baron Cohen receives death threat from terrorist organization he ridiculed in Brüno.

• Women increasingly out of men’s league, study finds.

• The Ugly Side Of American Apparel: Dov Charney allegedly orders termination of unattractive employees.

• Latest craze sweeping Amsterdam: Tipping Smart cars into canals.

• Funny Buisness: Sign with four words has three typos.

• Applicant must possess strong command of eating brains.

• Assistant high school principal under fire for unusual punishment: Popping students’ toes.

• Bear unlocks campers’ “bearproof” food canisters. Last seen wearing green pork pie hat, tie.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Merce Cunningham, renowned American choreographer, dead at 90. Also: Britain’s last WW1 veteran Harry Patch, at 111.

• Lunch List: 6 Modern Technologies Animals Invented Millions of Years Ago.

[photo via.]